Fortune And Glory, Kid

March 3, 2009

Twits

Filed under: Nonsense, Rant — Tags: , — feenwager @ 12:06 pm

I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but I think we need a Twitter / Facebook Status Code Of Conduct of sorts.

I am more than happy to read your status updates. But I ask that they:

  • are interesting
  • if not interesting, are funny
  • are spelled correctly
  • don’t mangle grammar any more than the 140 character limit forces you to
  • never (and The Rock means Never) use LOL. As far as I know, I don’t follow any 14 year old girls, so I don’t expect to see LOL. A simple Ha! will suffice if something is that funny
  • aren’t just a link. Tell me why I want to click on whatever it is you’re posting

I don’t need to know:

  • that you are tired
  • that you are bored
  • that you are tired and bored
  • that your job sucks
  • that you have a cold
  • the intimate details of your private life

Remember, if all else fails never forget the three magic words: Be More Funny.

Thank you and good day.

8 Comments »

  1. I agree, sir. I might have been guilty before by saying I was tired or bored here and there but have stopped that.

    Lately, I’ve been throwing up a ton of links to things I find interesting – like tech news, movie stuff, cool or funny internet videos. Things other people might like. Most times its easier to throw up a link then to post it on my blog.

    I actually unfollowed a few people because all they were saying was – I’m eating Fruit Loops, Its snowing, shoveled snow, watching House, took a nap. Wow, I really didn’t need to know that nor care. If they started to tell me about their bathroom habits then I would really lose it.

    I’ve been using Tweetdeck to search for others that may have similar interests that’s worth following. I’d rather keep my followers small and tight than have a ton that I don’t care about and waste my time.

    Same for people that follow me. I’ll check out a bunch of their latest tweets and if it doesn’t jive with what I’m into I just don’t follow them back.

    Comment by Joseph Nasto (aka cinemajoe) — March 3, 2009 @ 12:41 pm

  2. Again, your words are inspiring me to write one of these up myself.

    I couldn’t agree more.

    As much as I don’t like unfollowing friends, if they commit these cardinal sins frequently, I have to pull the plug. If not, my OCD hits unmanagable levels.

    Comment by Chris Whittington — March 3, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

  3. LOL I hav 2 tweet my feelns bout dis blg dood.

    Seriously though, I agree. Whenever I tweet about my life, I try to make it interesting. That, or talk about Sprite. Otherwise its mainly replies to my friends.

    Comment by Cody W. — March 3, 2009 @ 4:01 pm

  4. Yes and yes. Please also add to the ‘verboten’ list updates about going to the gym, running, and/or yoga. For some reason these self serving updates make me want to run directly to the nearest McDonalds and order a number 3 with a side of number 4.

    Oh, and is this mini-blog directed (in part) to anyone in particular?

    Comment by Kevin — March 3, 2009 @ 5:49 pm

  5. Joe: I actually find most of your links entertaining, especially the Uncle Owen/Aunt Beru one. Hilarious.

    Roc: I don’t think I’ve unfollowed any friends, but there are very few people that come through to my phone anymore. It just got to be too much.

    Cody: I was waiting for that. I’m a little surprised nobody has Twittered, “I’m tired and bored and my job sux LOL!” That’s what I would have done.

    Kev: I’ve always assumed that at least half of those people weren’t actually going to the gym. And directed at a particular person? I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    Comment by feenwager — March 3, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

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  7. I guess I should try one of those Twitter organizers. Any suggestions on a particular flavor?

    Comment by Chris Whittington — March 3, 2009 @ 7:42 pm

  8. I like Tweetdeck.

    Comment by feenwager — March 3, 2009 @ 7:44 pm


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